Our second set of dicks this episode comes when the body-conscious Kat starts exploring her sexuality and scrolls through the comment section of Pornhub. What’s more, some of these penises are repeats of dicks we’d already seen a few seconds earlier! I hope there’s another 30-dick scene to come, because watching this was not worth possibly getting banned from this D.C.
#CAL JACOBS GAY SEX SCENE SKIN#
Skin got the same number, the Ringer reports. As the investigative journalist I am, I’m putting my reputation on the line to say I counted only 21 dicks. This is largely believed to be the infamous 30-dick scene. Where’s the closeted gay teen trying to hide his boner? The scene is an homage to the shower scene in Carrie, but instead of breasts, dicks are everywhere. Nate, the star quarterback and son of “DominantDaddy,” is shown navigating a post-football game locker room. The second episode is the cure for the blue balls we got in the pilot. There is a possibility my numbers might be slightly off as I tried my best to maintain a sense of dignity while starring at countless dicks in public. Also, it’s worth noting that I rewatched the first four episodes on a rickety charter bus and at a Washington, D.C., coffee shop. That’s it.ĭisclaimers: Spoilers are abundant in my dick data analysis.
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Characters walking around naked or having sex with shadows conveniently hiding their appendages does not count. My dick criteria are simple: The penis must be shown onscreen. If the Hollywood Reporter won’t do it, I’ll do the Lord’s work and count all the penises in Euphoria, episode by episode.
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Ya know, when y’all told me to watch Euphoria you coulda warned me about all the dicks ???įor this hot young gay writer, though, “close to 30” is hardly specific enough - I need hard data. We been staring at boobs and vaginas on television for NO reason for decades. I, for one, can’t wait to see 30 dicks on #Euphoria ? I will stand up in my living room and applaud.